death note = hilariously awful
last modified: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 (2:08:22 AM)
Apparently, this manga is super-duper popular, so I decided to try the anime adaptation out today. For those of you who are not aware, the plot consists of a high school kid who stumbles upon a notebook that can kill people if you write their names in it. There's some Ghostbusters Don't-Cross-The-Streams rules to it, but that's the gist of it.
I don't think whoever wrote the manga thought about the obvious plot holes very much:
1) Bad target selection. Protagonist seems to be the equivalent of a National Merit Finalist type of high-school kid. Yet he wants to fix the world by focusing on criminals? You don't get to be intelligent by being a human calculator, you focus quite a bit on literature and humanities as well. If you really had the opportunity to remove someone from the world, there's far better philosophical questions you could pose other than the knee-jerk "kill all criminals" one. Killing a half dozen rapists or murderers won't fix anything. Rearranging the political structure of select rogue states, however, might. Someone of the protagonists' background would certainly be able to come up with something better than simple vigilante justice.
2) 100 dead "armed robbery suspects" isn't going to raise the attention of Interpol, much less their version of maniacal supersleuth Jean Valjean. It just won't. They have bigger problems.
3) Even the slowest author in the world could fill up a notebook that size in about 5-10 hours, writing nonstop.
4) What if you request a method of death that defies laws of the natural world or by imaginary causes? Spontaneous combustion? Getting beat down by the tooth fairy? If the tooth fairy thing works, the next thing I'd suggest is "death by being caught in crossfire between tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa Claus all armed with laser guns ... pew pew".
All in all, I *might* get another episode or two, or just find the translated manga and blitz through it over a box of cookies. If this is what passes for high-concept these days, anime is in much bigger trouble than I thought.